The MAN Cookbook

  Welcome to The Man Cookbook! This site will provide FREE recipes that are inexpensive, easy to prepare, and taste great to the male palate. (They also taste great to the female palate, but we have excluded girly rabbit-foods that are edible only to women and tend to pollute the pages of typical cooking publications.)

   If this site gets any visitors I may add additional sections, such as jokes or pictures of boobies.


What you will find here:

  • All you really ever need to know to be the KING of grilled steaks in your circle of friends
  • Recipes that are easy to make, taste great, and will fool people (including yourself) into thinking that you actually know what you're doing in the kitchen
  • One-dish meal recipes
  • Original recipes that you haven't already seen and eaten over and over since you were old enough to chew
  • Old and well known recipes that you have already seen and eaten ever since you were old enough to chew, but are just SO @%&$ EASY AND TASTY that they're mandatory

    • What you will NOT find here:
  • Political correctness
  • decoration ideas, arts & crafts
  • low-cal crap
  • butt-reducing diet plans
  • butt-reducing exercises
  • any other diets or exercises
  • How to HAVE A GREAT NEW HAIRSTYLE THIS SPRING! (..."AND MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK SMALLER!")
  • Oprah, Dr Phil, cat, horoscopes

    • How To's:

    How to Get a Charcoal Grill and Its Coals Ready to Cook
    How to Choose Steaks to Grill
    How to Grill Steaks


    RECIPES
    Name Time to Make* Trouble to Make* Trouble to Clean Up** Cooking Method Probability of Success on 1st Try***
    Baked Potato 70 minutes 1 1 Bake or Grill 100%
    Texas Roadhouse Steak 20 minutes 2 2 Grill or Broil 90%
    Lamb Tacos 15 minutes 2 2 Stove 99%
    Pesto Pizza 20 minutes 2 1 Oven 99%
    Stuffed Jalapenos 20 minutes 3 1 Grill or Oven 99%
    Parmesan, Bacon and Egg Spaghetti 20 minutes 2 2 Stove 99%

    *This includes measuring, preparing, and cooking time. If it is a grilled food, it DOES NOT include time to get the grill ready.
    **This assumes that you don't have some kick ass dishwasher that actually gets dirty pots and pans clean. If you do, then you should ignore this column.
    ***Some things only experience can teach. If it takes more than 2 tries to get it right, it wouldn't be in this cookbook. If any of these take you more than 2 tries to get it right, you should find local restaurants that deliver.

     

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